Not so long ago (probably less than 6 years) I wanted to start a cult but for whatever reasons that didn’t pan out. I blame the world situation at the time, not that I could tell you what was going on at that time but I’m sure the failure of the cult was by no means my fault nor did it fail by any action on my part either direct or indirect so it has to have been the world.
Why did I want to start a cult? Haven’t you ever wanted to have the power to just totally dominate mass numbers of peons through sheer force of will alone? Have thousands upon thousands of mindless minions to scurry around doing your every bidding? Maybe you’re more the evil super villan type of person and want unscrupulous henchmen to perform various acts of violence and mayhem to subvert whatever power structure you can think of an install yourself as supreme dictator of the lower east side of Manhattan. Well me too! And with a cult all that is possible if only the timing had been better all that would have been within my grasp.
Alas even the best laid plans fail, so my schemes had no chance. I’d like to try and restart the cult thing but unfortunately as the years passed so have many of my vainglorious ambitions and these days I’m happy with just being able to go the fridge and eat a slice of cheese.
I wonder if other potential super villans have fallen down this track too.
Behold! The power of cheese…
New Year’s resolution #12/13: Rule the world and eat lots of cheese. -v- out.
It’s never too late. You just need some inspiration. I could recommend a few films and books that could help you on your path to world domination. Remember the little people….
shhh you’ll scare away the straight people
I hope cheese = game designs, cuz I’m talkin’ Protospiel 2004 baby!
I very much appreciate the offer but really these days its all about the cheese, and how much of it I can stuff down in my gullet. Well okay cheese and milk cuz you gotta wash it down with something, ne?
I see straight people.